The search for the bathrooms (French version)

Dream #1: Searching for bathrooms

I went to the supermarket to buy veggie wraps but they were out of them. I was disappointed. I was offered something else that looked like the veggie wrap mix, but it was sweet and on a stick. I agreed to take it despite my disappointment. I was with Jeremy, my partner (entrepreneur, receptive, gentle, attention deficit disorder, lack of values anchoring, lack of commitment) in a Uguru meeting (American group for web entrepreneurs) in Quebec in a large room. I sat before him, while he was doing something else. I ran into a spiritual massage therapist I knew. I was happy to see him. He started giving me a massage to loosen up my upper back and right shoulder. My right arm was in the air. Jeremy arrived and seemed surprised that I was getting a massage; I pointed out that the man was a massage therapist. Jeremy told me that the man was no longer a massage therapist, that he now worked in an office. I checked with the man; he said he was still working as a massage therapist part-time. Steve Jobs was attending the event. I had a change of clothes with me and was looking for a bathroom to change into. Jeremy went to the bathroom before me, when he came back it was my turn. I left the room and went outside. There were arrows pointing the way. I went through several buildings before I found a bathroom. I went back through the supermarket. I was walking in socks because I had left my shoes in the conference room. I saw two other men walking with socks on. The first bathroom I found was in a hallway; there was a bidet and a sink in public with no privacy. I finally found one in another building. I found it at the same time as other people who were also looking. I went to change in an individual stall. Then I had two hats on my head; a pink one and a furry one on top. I came back to Jeremy and told him about my adventures in the bathroom. He told me that he had already shown me where the bathroom was on a map several weeks ago. I told him that it had been a long time and that I didn't remember. He suggested that I always take a picture of the floor plan and email it to myself so that I could access it at any time. I told Jeremy that in my opinion anyone with technical knowledge could be a web entrepreneur, but that the real key to success was to be like Steve Jobs; disciplined, organized, reliable.

Dream #2: The Battle of the Zombies

Sharing: Daddy woke me up and I was happy and also that I didn't get the smells in the dream.

I am with Pierre-Paul (a teenager "con" who tries to go out with a girl) in a castle, we must go out, then we run but without being exhausted. In a huge plain, everybody is fighting because they are looking for us. The Germans, the French and the Americans fight with their hands and shields. Only the Swiss Germans are fighting with spears against us. We are dressed with a billiard ball, like an armor. The plain is closed by big walls and forest, except in front of it, where it is closed with a small wall where everyone can go over. Then I see zombies eating each other. In the plain it's two worlds. One of our days, and one of Napoleon's time, and the zombies are also in this world. I'm also in the Napoleon era and Pierre-Paul is in the modern one, and people in the modern world think it's a movie, but it's reality, I get beaten. Afterwards the zombies hit me, bite me because they want my skin, there is blood everywhere, I have bruises everywhere, I am in Lara croft**. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to hug Pierre-Paul to comfort me and I'm going back in time. **Lara Croft is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Tomb Raider video game series. She is portrayed as a beautiful, intelligent and athletic archaeologist, who ventures around the world into ancient tombs or ruins full of danger. Critics see Lara Croft as an important video game character in popular culture. She is also considered a sex symbol, one of the first in the industry. Then two zombie leaders decide to go hunting and go over the small wall and the other zombies are tired of being mistreated, and since the leaders are not there, I suggest they leave. But finally I prefer not to because I have a worry that they come back earlier and kill us. Then I see a lot of dead zombies in several pieces and others are pushing the body parts (and it's really awful and I hear the sounds of the bones). And instead of eating the dead, I suggest them to build a small wooden morgue with shelves where we can put the dead on top of each other and we can put candles. And a woman unintentionally slams a man's body against a pole and he is not dead yet and he moans and the woman to soothe his pain bites his chest where he has crunched his heart to soothe his pain, because they have no other way of doing it. And they are happy to make this funeral center because it saves them from eating the bodies of their families. But the two chiefs are not happy and go back through the small wall to get back to the plain. And suddenly the water comes out of the wall and it becomes a huge hurricane and the chiefs say that it's not serious, that me and Pierre-Paul will leave. And so he gave me an idea because I would have stayed and been eaten, because I was a little responsible that all these zombies were dead; the water will throw us against the big wall behind. I take Pierre-Paul by the hand and pull him so that he does not drown, but I do not take the other people and I open and close the door and there is no more water. We are in a big room and we rebuild countries, especially Japan, and our goal is to rebuild the world and we go from room to room. Pierre-Paul says that finally it is not the world that we must rebuild, but films, because it was a little like a film, the world but in reality. We reconstruct the Titanic and other films and I see Zofia (wants to grow up too fast, a lot of seduction, has already had many boyfriends) and Sabine (Zofia's mother, does not always see that her daughter does not act fairly towards boys, is too lax) on the Titanic, but it was a liner of our days that was not going to sink.